Yes! Online shopping is what I'm going to spend my time doing during the holidays.

Umm, that is, if I have the time.

My schedule's planned 2 weeks ahead already. I need to run faster to catch up with time.

I wish I had an excuse for everything.

Then I can worm out of things easily.

But that will be a life too boring for me.

See? The battle in my brain.

Anyway, I spent this morning watching Juno.

I meant from 2am to 4 am.

Juno is nice. I regret not watching it on the big screen.

Come on Min. Convince yourself: If everyone followed your way in life, you'd be so bored, you'd order people around just for fun.

No one has to do it your way. No one needs to treat you like some high-and-mighty princess.

The only person who can do that is.... yourself.

SO PLEASE STUDY STUDY DAMN DAMN DAMN HARD SO THAT YOU CAN GET OUT OF POLY WITH PROPER GRADES AND GET HIRED BY SOME HIGH-CLASS COMPANY WHO WILL GIVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY FOR JUST SIGNING SOME PAPERS EVERYDAY AND A BIG FAT BONUS WHEN YOU TAKE A STEP OUT OF OFFICE TO SAY HI TO SOME PEOPLE FROM CHINA AND INDIA AND WITH THE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY YOU CAN BUY MUMMY A BIG TERRACE OR BUNGALOW SO THAT SHE CAN HAVE HER DREAM HOUSE AND KITCHEN (which incidentally is what you want too) AND DADDY DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO MALAYSIA AND RETIRE LEAVING YOU AND LITTLE BROTHER IN SINGAPORE MAILING MONEY BACK TO THEM EVERY MONTH. YOU CAN SPEND MONEY ON ALL THE LITTLE SHOPS THAT YOU LIKE TO GO SO OFTEN BUT HAVE NO MONEY TO SPEND ON THEM ON ACCOUNT THAT YOU DON'T GET MONEY FROM..errm never mind about this part.. AND DADDY WON'T GIVE YOU LOTS OF MONEY NOW COS YOU'LL SPEND IT LIKE WATER. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GIVE LITTLE TREATS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS EVEN THOSE WHO DON'T NEED IT, COS IT'S SOMETHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT IS UNABLE DUE TO, YES, AGAIN, THE SHORTAGE OF MONEY NOW AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SPOIL YOUR COUSINS AND NIECES AND NEPHEWS SILLY AND IF YOU EVER HAD A KID SHE OR HE WILL NEVER BE IN LACK AND HAVE A LOW SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE HER OR HIS PARENT WOULD NOT BUY HER OR HIM TOYS THAT HER OR HIS FRIENDS HAVE. WITH LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY YOU CAN TREAT YOURSELF LIKE A PRINCESS BECAUSE

NO

ONE

IN

THIS

WORLD

CAN

DO

THAT

EXCEPT

YOU!

Sorry. Rant day. But thank goodness the phone calls have stopped. Or I would have seriously consider "falling down" from the flight of stars outside my house to break my ankle or something and get admitted into hospital and I won't have to take OB and marketing too and NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO CONTACT ME cos I'll be in too much pain to remember to bring my handphone to the hospital.

Oh and I can "forget" to tell mommy to bring it for me too.

OH WAIT, I know I know! Since I sound so darn crazy on my blog post already, I'll just pretend that I'm mentally unsound! They'll send me to IMH! I won't have to take OB and Marketing! And no one would call me to ask me to do something, because I'm mentally unsound!

No wait, I don't have time for that..

Normal teenagers revel their handphones.

I freak out whenever mine rings.

Guess what, I'm unique!

Kudos to you if you finished this blog post, including that chunk of words there, because after I read it through I'm totally inclined to send myself to IMH.

One more thing. If you want to talk about me like that in your blog, Jeremy Ho, be a man and put my name in.